Intro and random thoughts

My name is Joe? lets go with that... and I really feel like i need to get all this crap out of my head and filed away somewhere... not cause I dont have a life.. I'm just tired of everyone not knowing how freaking funny I am....lol.. see.. right there.. man...lol
For real, though.
I have the normal stats.... 2 kids 2 dogs 1 wife, sorry to disappoint, mortgage and all the life that goes with aforementioned list. OK.. were good? good.

My first post.................................................................................................................................................

a few rules to follow for the office...

Thats what she said... yeah, its funny but not every daggum time...... geesh

don't role your boogers and fling them under your desk

when warming up your lunch in the break room and someone says hello.. and you reply with...Howllo! then try to explain that you just said how are you and hello at the same time.. which gives the death cricket sound of silence??? yeah.. just did that to my HR director.. it was awesome.

raising your hand in a meeting when they say... Are there any questions?
NO! there are not any questions you freaking idiot. If you have a question it pretty much means you should have been listening... cause.. yeah.. they most likely covered it.

Wash your hands..
Don't come out of the stall and walk out of the door as if the fire alarm was blaring... WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!!!! Or pretend to, for my sake?

Go to lunch with your boss.
Doesn't matter if you can do his job and yours in a 25 hour work week. always good to be on a "nod" term with the boss (for those that complain to much and cause HR issues.. that's when you nod your head at the boss and they nod back.. acknowldging that they are in charge......)

Cube walls are not load-bearing walls for goodness sake!
Go to a conference room to yell at your ex-husband, that still lives with you. Yes we know... he has a night job so that he can watch the baby, that you tricked him into having.
We dont want to hear that or the fact that you are ovulating.... Seriously!


Stay tuned for further advenstures from my head.