Let me set up this entry......
My buddie "J" and I usually banter back and forth each morning on IM while having our coffee and getting our day started. He is in GA and I'm TN.
I've known this guy for awhile thus the informal greeting which sparks the set up for this some- what disturbing scene from Little House.
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“J”: morning half-pint
me: mornin paw
“J”: go wash up at the creek and get behing your ears! Hurry up, your mother and I need to drop you off at school early. We have to go to town and get some flour at the mercantile.
me: screw you paw.. im sickntirred of you boss'n and yell'n.. i wish I'd never been saved from that farrr on episode 467
“J”: Now half pint, don't crack wise young lady. You will show respect to your elders or I will take Jack to the barn and horse hook 'em by the nostrils.
Me: you always say that when you get mad and momma wont touch your special place... i hate you, paw... i hate you.. I'm gonna tell the wold that you and Mr Edwards are lovers...
me: mornin paw
“J”: go wash up at the creek and get behing your ears! Hurry up, your mother and I need to drop you off at school early. We have to go to town and get some flour at the mercantile.
me: screw you paw.. im sickntirred of you boss'n and yell'n.. i wish I'd never been saved from that farrr on episode 467
“J”: Now half pint, don't crack wise young lady. You will show respect to your elders or I will take Jack to the barn and horse hook 'em by the nostrils.
Me: you always say that when you get mad and momma wont touch your special place... i hate you, paw... i hate you.. I'm gonna tell the wold that you and Mr Edwards are lovers...
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